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Based (very loosely) on a character created by legendary sword and sorcery fantasy writer Robert E. Howard, comes Red Sonja (1985), imbued with powers of mystical origin and seeking justice and revenge for the wrongs perpetrated upon her and her family by an imperfect warlord queen. The film, directed by Richard Fleischer, who also did Conan the Destroyer (1984), stars Brigitte (I was married to Sylvester Stallone once) Nielsen as the title character. Also appearing is Arnold Swarzenegger as Kalidor, a Kindly warrior who aids Sonja on her quest, and the glorious Sandahl Bergman (she appeared in Conan the Barbarian as the warrior Valaria) as the injurious Queen Gerden. Other primary appearances include Ronald Lacey (you may remember him as Toht from the film Raiders of the Lost Ark) as rank henchman Ikol, and Paul L. Smith (Bluto from the Robin Williams Popeye movie) as Falkon.

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The film begins by relating the black memoir of Sonja and how Queen Gerden and her forces wiped out her family, supposedly I guess due to the fact the Queen wanted Sonja in some capacity (girls gone wild indeed) but Sonja refused. Left for listless, Sonja is visited by a spirit of sorts, which gives her literally gives he strength to embark on a quest of justice and revenge against the harmful queen. Also, it seems the queen has stolen a noteworthy, carefully guarded, lovely orb suitable before it was meant to be destroyed, one that has powers of its’ beget, allowing for the possessor to control elemental forces and call down storms and earthquakes, if they so wish. Kalidor, one of the individuals in set to oversee the destruction of the orb, joins forces with Red Sonja, as their paths may differ, but they ultimately lead to the same residence. An impudent, young prince named Tarn and his guard/manservant Falkon, whose kingdom was unceremoniously wiped out by Gerden as a test for her newfound powers, soon joins them. Will this runt band of adventurers be able to discontinuance Gerden and slay the orb before the combination of the two destroys the world?

Alright, there’s no denying this film has many problems…the movie basically came into existence to leech off the successes of the most proper Conan the Barbarian (1982), and the lesser marvelous sequel Conan the Destroyer (1984) . Why they honest didn’t earn another Conan film is beyond me, but I guess it was for the best, as, like Conan the Destroyer, this film garnered a PG rating, seriously hindering the level of violence inherent within the unusual Robert E. Howard stories. There is noteworthy violence and killing in this film, but it’s extremely watered down, unlike Conan the Barbarian (which had an R rating, and was more faithful to the source material in more aspects than one) . It’s amusing, but if you scrutinize the trailer for this film, you’d reflect Arnold Swarzenegger was the star, as he was grand more prominently displayed over Nielsen, but this is not a Conan movie. I did like some elements about the film. I view the sets were very well done, and quite vast. There was a few times when they seemed a bit too great, like in Queen Gerden’s throne room…it was certainly salubrious for an sinful queen, but was it really primary to have skeletons hanging around? I mean we know she’s rotten, but that seemed like overkill. The costumes were marginally well done, with the fighting scenes a bit better, specifically the swordplay (I don’t judge Swarzenegger understood the what it mean to go half-speed, as he seemed to really lay it on at times, swinging his substantial weapon, sword, that is…) . The weakest fraction of this production has to be the script. The dialogue is so incredibly lame, and often resorts to having characters either verbalize the sure, or save forth moronic questions and/or statements that made me groan. Also, the tiny comedic bits of dialogue didn’t encourage either, as they were so poorly done and seemed quite unnatural and completely out of character. Someone else mentioned Nielsen’s idiotic mullet, and I would agree, but I belief she did all honest with the fighting sequences and the more athletic maneuvers, but the scenes where a stunt person took her region was quite clear at times. I normally don’t care great for children actors in films like this, as they invariably raze the mood, but the kid playing Prince Tarn wasn’t too awful. Maybe if he had better lines, who knows? Bergman as Queen Gerden was genuine, but completely two dimensional and was passed off as a power hungry warmonger with sapphic tendencies. The place was lovely straight-forward, and moved along well, but I was annoyed with the whole premise of some of the central characters learning lessons, like the young, snotty prince learning the value of humility and self-sacrifice, and that of Red Sonja, who suffered at the hands of Gerden’s men at the beginning of the film, that not all men are abominable and there is more to life than fighting, like like…I didn’t mind that these elements were incorporated into the fable, but I felt like I was being slapped in the face with it…Howard would do this in his books, but with a subtle professionalism nowhere to be seen here. Overall, the story’s not so hot, the acting so-so, the costumes, scenery, special effects and fighting all dazzling helpful, with the best element being the unusual musical fetch by Ennio Morricone…had the makers of this film had a better script and more material befitting an R rating (as in Conan the Barbarian), we might have really had something here.

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The wide camouflage print here looks dazzling pleasurable, and shows almost no signs of age or deterioration. The only special feature is an modern theatrical trailer, but I really wasn’t expecting worthy more. If you like the 2nd Conan film, you may luxuriate in this, but otherwise you might be better off renting instead of buying. You’ll thank Crom…

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Firstly, anyone who takes this movie seriously has got a whole lotta issues! I like this movie! I grew up watching Red Sonja and thinking she was the strongest, coolest spruce karate warrior swordswoman on the planet! There are moments when it seems as if the entire movie honest sort says “ok, that’s all we got” and shows the surrounding country for map too long, (which is why I gave it 4 stars) but it was the 80’s, people! If you’re reading this review honest now you’re about 20 years too unhurried to judge the “special” effects are anything less than ridiculous! In an attempt to be fair, however, it is not quite worth the retail value effect.Pay less for it or you’ll feel kinda dumb (Best Buy- 6 or 7 dollars!) but no matter what, if you want a cheesy movie to sit and create fun of, and you’re in the mood for some serious sword-swinging chick fight action, this is it! Purchase it- if nothing else, it’ll add a microscopic spice to your dvd collection!
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